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xanrio:

nyagga:

pizza rolls are just spaghetti flavored tide pods

Posted 7 years ago With 81,395 notes

twentydun:

will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society?? 

Posted 7 years ago With 130,425 notes

pro-gay:

Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

Posted 7 years ago With 91,914 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

Posted 7 years ago With 389,102 notes

stabbedinthebaklava:

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

Posted 7 years ago With 359,856 notes

somuchforthetolerantleft:

comedianthrax:

anyone else a literal serpent writhing on a keyboard at best buy

i’m at staples but otherwise same

Posted 7 years ago With 83,858 notes

absolutetravist:

papajohnpizzas:

hello-kitty-senpai:

pietriarchy:

after hollywood is cleansed all that will be left is just keanu reeves and steve buscemi probably 

and Finn Wolfhard and crew

possibly Johnny Depp

Absolutely not Johnny depp what are you thinking

we had a list of literally two people and you fucked it up already what

Posted 7 years ago With 60,269 notes

fistfightingscool:

fistfightingscool:

got in trouble for calling my step dad a slut :///

Posted 7 years ago With 288,438 notes